The Questionnaire

We need to know more about you in order to figure out how to cast you in Dustpan: the LARP. Please copy the following text to your favorite mail program, add your answers, and send it back to diewald AT comcast DOT net.

If you haven't filled out many casting questionnaires before, or even if you have, some answers are better than others when it comes to signing up. Don't copy the good answers, because that would be bad!

First, the easy stuff:

Name:

Are you 18 years or older?  Yes ( )  No ( )
Do you act your age?        Yes ( )  No ( )
Why not?

Is there anyone you MUST play with?

Is there anyone you'd rather not play with?

Now, the more interesting stuff:

What's under your couch?

What did it say to you when you looked to check?

You're watching your favorite event on the television. What are you watching?

  College Football                      ( )
  The Superbowl                         ( )
  The World Series                      ( )
  The Westminster Dog Show              ( )
  Macy's Thanksgiving Parade            ( )
  New Year's Eve in Times Square        ( )
  Other (please explain)                ( )
	
What are you eating while you are watching this event?

  A full meal (describe)                ( )
  Fast Food (describe)                  ( )
  Popcorn                               ( )
  Potato Chips                          ( )
  Nacho Chips and Salsa                 ( )
  Nuts                                  ( )
  Wine and a selection of Cheeses       ( )
  All of the Above                      ( )
  Other (please explain)                ( )
  
Do you flick your boogers?

  Yes                                   ( )
  No                                    ( )
  Ewwwww!                               ( )
  Where's the Kleenex™ box?             ( )
  No thank you, I have a hanky.         ( )
  I have no nose, you insensitive clod! ( )

Finally, the essay questions:

How do you feel about the bourgeoisie?


When push comes to shove and you have your back up against the wall, do you 
rock or do you roll?


Why didn't Tim write a question for the questionnaire? What should it have been?