Smart versus The Termite Queen

You are Gail Freedman.

You are not a teenager. You are not pregnant.

You are, however, a secret investigator for TA-DAAA! (The Agency - Defending Against All Adversaries!)

You know that Mr. Smart is far more than he seems - an agent of cunning and ruthless style. He belongs to an agency so secret that we can't tell you its name. Just know that he is on the side of law and order. Also, his bald head is a babe magnet, which can get him into trouble - so beware.

You know that Mr. Smart has faced off on numerous occasions against the evil Calvin von Hobbesen. You also have had a run in with that dastardly character. Two months ago, you got wind that von Hobbesen was hiding out in Chicago. He'd coopted the services of one Dr. Drew, a local mad scientist. You confronted him and he turned his terrible new weapon on you - the Testosterone Stun Ray. It had no effect. Obviously, it was designed specifically for Mr. Smart. von Hobbeson eluded you, Dr. Drew was arrested and sentenced to the Whately Home for the Criminally Insane, and the Testosterone Stun Ray - well, you had it, for a while.

You think that the evil Termite Queen, one of von Hobbesen's most malevolent associates, managed to sneak her way into the evidence room and grab it. She's still out there, and she may be gunning for Mr. Smart.

SPECIAL ABILITY: Your special ability is that you have no special ability.