| Mug Shot | Aliases | Source |
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Alvin Seville | Alvin and the Chipmunks |
| A squeaky chipmunk always bouncing off the walls, he's new to the gulag and to confinement. This won't end well. | ||
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Bart Simpson | The Simpsons |
| Bart was the first of these children to be sent to the gulag, hand-delivered by his father. Unfortunately, he hasn't managed to get out yet. | ||
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Calvin | Calvin and Hobbes |
| An imaginative boy who is constantly in trouble. He misses his tiger Hobbes and is willing to go far to get back to him. | ||
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Dennis Mitchell aka "The Menace" | Dennis the Menace |
| A menace to society, at least according to the guards. He's a lot less of a threat at the moment, without his slingshot. | ||
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Jason Fox | FoxTrot |
| A math whiz always doing something to annoy his sister Paige. Stuck here without his iguana Quincy, he's looking for something troublesome to do. | ||
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Lisa Simpson | The Simpsons |
| A studious girl who loves her books and hates confinement of any kind, intellectual or physical. | ||
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Lucille "Lucy" van Pelt | Peanuts |
| Anyone who knows Miss van Pelt is not surprised she was sent to the gulag. Her attitude hasn't improved much, especially because she has neither a football nor anyone to tease with it. | ||
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Margaret Wade | Dennis the Menace |
| A bossy, older girl who tries to seem good and proper. She seems close to many of the guards, if only to wheedle some privileges or goodies. | ||
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Miss Piggy | The Muppets |
| Destined for stardom, Miss Piggy was sent to the gulag over what must have been a misunderstanding that inadvertently left four policemen injured. | ||
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"Pig-pen" | Peanuts |
| No one's sure where "Pig-pen" spends his time, because he dreads the inevitable bath time imposed by the guards. | ||
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Susie Derkins | Calvin and Hobbes |
| An imaginative girl who tries to remain calm and centered in this hell, through the creative use of tea time. This is an invitation you should not ignore. | ||
Important Note: All of these characters and their images are copyright by their individual creators, and not us, by any means. This LARP has some fun with them, as a result of the love, appreciation, joy, and amusement we've gotten from them over the years.