Gulag Rules
Welcome Comrade Prisoner Child to the Great Leader Boris Badenov's Gulag for Unrepentant Children! While you are here, you will be enjoying the following of rules:
As there are no secrets under the eyes of the People: NO PASSING NOTES! Any notes will be found, opened, and read to the People!
As the health and well-being of the young are important to the People: NO GUM CHEWING!
SHARING IS IDEAL OF COMMUNISM! YOU WILL SHARE!
NO RUNNING WHEN HOLDING SCISSORS!
As friendly acts towards the People deserve recognition by all the People: NO EARNED RED STARS MAY BE REMOVED! To sufficiently many times friends of the People, the reward of some television time may be granted, in proper time and place!
As dirt and filth is the enemy of the health of the Peoples' children: BATHTIMES ARE MANDATORY! All property discovered on persons at bathtime will be considered donated to the People!
As the People's children are patient and enjoy, calmly, the benefits of our community: NO CUTS IN LINES!
Borscht is beautiful! Borscht is candy! Borscht is ice cream! Borscht is great. YOU WILL EAT ALL BORSCHT GIVEN TO YOU! Great friends of the people may be granted all-you-can-eat borscht!
The People expect and require your cooperation with your incarceration. ALL HAIL BORIS BADENOV!