Contact the Vortex of Chaos

There are several ways of contacting me:

How Where Contact By What You Should Know
Email Home diewald at comcast dot net I get a lot of email. Paradoxically, the more email I get, the less I respond. I just don't have time to get to it all.
Black Hole vortexofchaos at gmail dot com I NEVER look at this email. It's there for hysterical historical reasons.
Phone Cell My life-line This is the best way to reach me, by far. Ask me, and I'll give the number to you. Voice or text, this phone is essential to life today. I screen all incoming calls - I don't answer if I don't recognize the number. I will return your call if you leave a reasonable message. Talking on the phone is the channel with the greatest bandwidth, which is preferred.
IM Everywhere Text my cell phone My phone is almost always with me, or nearby. Texts are fast and easy, unless I'm on the road, when they get ignored.
Apple Messages My phone number Apple Messages go to my phone and my other iDevices. This is almost always a good way to reach me, especially when I'm up at Stupid O'Clock. Like now.
Alternatives Many I have accounts on Slack and others. I never turn them on unless there's a specific reason to be online. They cause too many distractions otherwise.
Social Media Facebook NEVER EVER I learned too much about Facebook when I was working in cybersecurity. That was before the Cambridge Analytica fiasco. Do yourself a favor. Get off Facebook ASAP!
Other Other Since G+ died, I'm experimenting with not being present on social media. I have a couple of new options, but I've been too migrainey or too distracted to be there. I don't miss it.
Skype Home Jeff Diewald This is a great way to talk face to face despite the distance, and I use it regularly. However, I do not leave it running, so use a different contact method to set up a Skype call.
Coding BitBucket diewald There are a few shared projects on BitBucket.
GitHub diewald There are also a couple of shared projects on GitHub.